Posts Tagged ‘Hay Festival’

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Christian Who?

June 8, 2008

In the recent Hay festival Christian Bale was approached by a young lady director thrust a script into his hand

“I am so glad to see you, Have a read of this”

Christian starts thumbing the script

“I am so glad that I managed to get Christian Slater to read my movie script”

Christina looks up bemused

“Sorry I’m Christian Bale, not Christian Slater”

The lady mouths “Oh” takes the script back and fades out

Classic pure classic

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