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Starship Troopers 3

February 28, 2008

259331.jpgReasons why Starship Troopers 3 could be amazing,
It features a character called Dix Hauser.

Casper Van Dien is back!

Reasons it’s a little bit just maybe possible it won’t be amazing:
For the first twenty seconds we thought this was fan-made.

The acting is of the level you’d be disappointed to see in a corporate video.

We think we’ve played paintball where they shot this thing.

It only seems to have one action sequence featuring aliens, which the trailer uses about six times in two minutes, often from the same angle. That sequence looks like a cut scene from a PS2 game.

It’s copied the eggs from Alien, but used a mouldy tennis ball as a model.

The second film was really not very good. At all.

It features a character called Dix Hauser.

Casper Van Dien is back.

In conclusion: It will be amazing. It features a character called Dix Hauser!

sourced from Empire

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